For all of you that are tired of their Reall Dolls and are looking for that little bit extra to spice up their sex life, there is now the Real Hamster:
Realistic, lifesized and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world. If you’ve had wet dreams over a hamster like this, you’ll know exactly what we’re on about. Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable – not buggerable. Don’t expect to see any of those goofy sandbags on this site. RealHamster is the REAL DEAL.
If you hired an engineering company to craft a custom buggering hamster for you, with all the features and whizzy bits of RealHamster, you would most likely have to pay $20,000 or more. Even then it would probably turn out to be a retrofitted RealSheep. If anyone caught you buggering a hamster with cloven hooves, you’d be giggled at for the rest of your life. Don’t risk the embarrassment go for the REAL THING.
For all you perverts getting turned on by the idea of sticking a virtual hamster up your ass, this is a parody site….
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