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Get Your Own Airport Security Playset

October 16th, 2005 · No Comments · Humor

It seems that playmobil have released an airport security playset. The folks over at Concurring Opinions have written a review: I was a bit disappointed in the toy’s lack of realism. There was only one passenger to be screened. Where were the long lines? The passenger’s clothing wasn’t removable for strip searching. The passenger’s shoes [...]

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Get Your Own Hamster Sex Doll

September 30th, 2005 · No Comments · Humor

For all of you that are tired of their Reall Dolls and are looking for that little bit extra to spice up their sex life, there is now the Real Hamster: Realistic, life­sized and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world. If you’ve [...]

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Demise Of The Desktop

September 28th, 2005 · No Comments · Computers In General, Humor

Computerworld has a story on how desktop PCs are quickly losing favour to laptops when it comes to supremacy in the workplace and at home: SEPTEMBER 26, 2005 (COMPUTERWORLD) – After almost a quarter of a century as the personal computing device of choice for business, the desktop PC is sliding off its pedestal. It [...]

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Panty Pulling, The Newest Fad From Japan

September 27th, 2005 · 9 Comments · Humor

A friend of mine just sent me this movie about the newest fad in Japan, panty pulling. Evidentily what it comes down to is running up to total strangers and pulling down their panties. While you have to be deranged to do it, this shit is seriously funny! Looks like the japanese have beat the [...]

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Killer Dolphins On The Loose Because Of Katrina

September 27th, 2005 · No Comments · Humor, Security

The Observer writes that some specially trained military dolphins were able to escape because of Hurricane Katrina and are now probably swimming in the gulf of Mexico: It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, [...]

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Hospital Bans Cooing At Babies

September 27th, 2005 · 1 Comment · Humor

In what seems to be PC run amok, a Yorkshire hospital has banned perople from cooing at babies, as the babies human rights are hereby being breached: A statement from Calderdale Royal Hospital in Halifax said staff had held an advice session to highlight the need for respect and dignity for patients. On one ward [...]

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Ali G Tackles Pamela Anderson

September 9th, 2005 · No Comments · Humor

News24 reports on the latest shananigans by Ali G (aka Sacha Cohen) playing Kazachstani tv-journalist Borat: Los Angeles – Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson’s bodyguards – after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs’ wedding. The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, Kazakhstani TV [...]

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251 Million Dollar Typo

July 2nd, 2005 · No Comments · Business, Humor

In what is almost a comical article, C|Net News has an article on someone who was fired after a typo: A Taiwan stock trader mistakenly bought $251 million worth of shares with a misstroke of her computer keyboard, meaning her company is looking at a paper loss of more than $12 million and she is [...]

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Play Monopoly For Real

June 23rd, 2005 · No Comments · Humor

In what I’m sure is a dream for both old & young, you now have the chance to fulfil your Monopoly fantasies in real life: We have turned London into a real-life playing board, and real taxi cabs into real-life playing pieces. All you have to do is make as much money from rent as [...]

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Funny Iraqi War Cartoon

June 22nd, 2005 · No Comments · Humor, Middle East

Just found this funny cartoon on Sabbah’s Blog that I wanted to share.

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